I'll tell you about the vegan meat alternative: it's called a salad! I took two clients out to dinner last night and while watching them each enjoy steaks, I satisfyingly grazed on a terrific house salad. Oh, the lettuce, those happy little tomatoes!, and the toasted almonds that my waiter forgot to add sure were satisfying. My guests had no idea what they were missing! I selfishly managed to keep my satisfaction mostly to myself, but alas, they could not manage to do the same. I may choose to eat alone from now on.
I'll tell you about the vegan meat alternative: it's called a salad! I took two clients out to dinner last night and while watching them each enjoy steaks, I satisfyingly grazed on a terrific house salad. Oh, the lettuce, those happy little tomatoes!, and the toasted almonds that my waiter forgot to add sure were satisfying. My guests had no idea what they were missing! I selfishly managed to keep my satisfaction mostly to myself, but alas, they could not manage to do the same. I may choose to eat alone from now on.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness. You guys are literally hilarious. i had NO idea you were going to take this so serious!!!!
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