Boys, I dont think this(weigh in) is appropriate for me to partake in. You witnessed my glutonous behavior from last weekend. As you both know, I am a holy man and I will surely seek for thy lords blessing this week at mass. Be strong my young disciples.
Allow me to translate Bill's comments above: "Because of my complete lack of dicipline and willpower, and the 10 pounds that I gained as a result of the Salt Lake City pig-out, which I have verified on the scale at home, the scale at the office, the scale at the club (oh yeah, that'll be the country club) and the baggage scale at the check-in counter at the airport, I will feign ignorance and hope that I am given yet another pass. (Please, please, please, Joel don't be reading this)"
As for my progress, I will have to wait until tomorrow evening when I return home to Seattle as tonight I am in yet another hotel (Crowne Plaza, San Jose) that apparently has no concern for the weight of its guests. I do expect some significant progress due to my faithful and unyielding dedication to the experience. There is no dabbling happening here...
Boys, I dont think this(weigh in) is appropriate for me to partake in. You witnessed my glutonous behavior from last weekend. As you both know, I am a holy man and I will surely seek for thy lords blessing this week at mass. Be strong my young disciples.
ReplyDeleteAllow me to translate Bill's comments above: "Because of my complete lack of dicipline and willpower, and the 10 pounds that I gained as a result of the Salt Lake City pig-out, which I have verified on the scale at home, the scale at the office, the scale at the club (oh yeah, that'll be the country club) and the baggage scale at the check-in counter at the airport, I will feign ignorance and hope that I am given yet another pass. (Please, please, please, Joel don't be reading this)"
ReplyDeleteAs for my progress, I will have to wait until tomorrow evening when I return home to Seattle as tonight I am in yet another hotel (Crowne Plaza, San Jose) that apparently has no concern for the weight of its guests. I do expect some significant progress due to my faithful and unyielding dedication to the experience. There is no dabbling happening here...
The official weigh in this morning registered at.......196.2.
ReplyDeleteim reading. Bill GET ON TRACK! i may be coming through spokane on the way to oregon SOON! ill call you billy
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