Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
I lay down my rage against Billy Gardner:
Why?? The answer is obvious... a complete lack of couth. Bad enough that he spends the weekend glorifying the very things the JWE rails against. Bad enough that he is to blame for my lack of caffeine, but to tease me all weekend by sending me pictures of his sinful repasts? Unconscionable! He sent this little beauty with the comment "So good"
Given that Bill had the weekend off and will be off the experience next Sunday, I propose a seven day extension after next Sunday. This way Bill can experience a full seven days in a row on the JWE.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Careful Bill, or you'll end up looking like Ruth of Ruth's Diner!!
The good news...Chris and myself remain chaste. I am actually on the way to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods ( my secret weapons) . Joel, try to find those stores in Fernie!!
Finally, a moral question. Although I resisted, I was tempted by McDonald's Fries. Although technically within the scope of the guidelines, does eating these violate the spirit of The Joel Whalen Experience? Joel, I am looking for guidance ...
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Nobody understands! I did convince my sister to do the experience. She is already mostly vegetarian, but the no caffeine rule has her pissed. I told her not to blame Joel, but to blame Chris Gwynn for this idiotic variation. Better idea, blame Billy Gardner. That seems to work best!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
The rules are simple:
1. No animal products. That means no beef, chicken, fish, eggs, dairy, etc...
2. No Alcohol
3. No Caffeine
The Experience starts Midnight September 20th, 2009
The minimum experiental phase lasts two weeks.
Remember: A bee stings once!