Monday, September 28, 2009

Day Eight: Matthews Rants Against Gardner

One week into the JWE and I am a bit cranky.


I lay down my rage against Billy Gardner:
Why?? The answer is obvious... a complete lack of couth. Bad enough that he spends the weekend glorifying the very things the JWE rails against. Bad enough that he is to blame for my lack of caffeine, but to tease me all weekend by sending me pictures of his sinful repasts? Unconscionable! He sent this little beauty with the comment "So good"


Given that Bill had the weekend off and will be off the experience next Sunday, I propose a seven day extension after next Sunday. This way Bill can experience a full seven days in a row on the JWE.

2 comments:

  1. I AGREE! I really feel bill is trying to cut the corners of the experience making it less of an experience and more of a dabble if you will. BILL GET YOUR ASS ON TRACK!

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  2. Young Jedi, be mindful of how you speak. I did make some poor choices and I have to live with those. You bought a smart car. Enough said.

    As for you Matthews, the blame Billy Gardner thing is getting old. You have used that for almost 30 years. I was merely pointing out the joy that I was experiencing from a hot, room service delivered, high octane cup of joe. SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!! There you go I said it again.

    I am back in mix on the JWE and have been since about 11:00am PST on Sunday. I had a terrible Thai green curry quinoa dish that a "friend" sent to me last week.

    Skippy John Jones, payback sucks.

    Out

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